"It's a crystal. Nothing more. But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. But this is not a gift for an ordinary girl who takes care of a screaming baby."
Yep, I am among the masses whose perception of relationships was hopelessly skewed at a young age by Jareth and Sarah...it wasn't until much later that I realized he was supposed to be the villain...And any time I mess up, my husband joking says 'well, there's always the Goblin King...'.
So, here's to you, darlin' husband (and your sick, sick sense of humor) Happy 8th Anniversary! Hahaha.